Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Christmas Long Sleeve Tee
S / Red
$25.99
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A little holiday honesty for the family gathering. This long sleeve tee features a cheeky vintage-style Christmas design with festive greenery, ornaments, and the bold phrase “Jolliest Bunch of Assholes”—made for the friend, sibling, or relative who keeps the holiday chaos entertaining. The classic fit and substantial cotton feel make it easy to wear beneath a flannel, under a sweater, or on its own during Christmas parties, gift exchanges, and rowdy seasonal get-togethers. It brings the kind of humor that gets a laugh before dinner even starts. Please note that this tee runs smaller than usual; checking the size chart before ordering is recommended.
Product features
- 100% cotton fabric with a thicker vintage feel; fiber content varies by color
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Elastic ribbed collar designed to retain its shape
- Shoulder tape helps stabilize seams and reduce stretching
- Classic-fit, medium-weight adult tee with a sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Christmas Long Sleeve Tee
$25.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- 100% cotton fabric with a thicker vintage feel; fiber content varies by color
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Elastic ribbed collar designed to retain its shape
- Shoulder tape helps stabilize seams and reduce stretching
- Classic-fit, medium-weight adult tee with a sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Returns & Exchanges
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