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This long sleeve tee features a cheeky vintage-style Christmas design with festive greenery, ornaments, and the bold phrase “Jolliest Bunch of Assholes”—made for the friend, sibling, or relative who keeps the holiday chaos entertaining. The classic fit and substantial cotton feel make it easy to wear beneath a flannel, under a sweater, or on its own during Christmas parties, gift exchanges, and rowdy seasonal get-togethers. It brings the kind of humor that gets a laugh before dinner even starts. 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