Aging: When Your Brain Says “We Ride at Dawn” Funny Graphic Tee
S / Charcoal
$24.99
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This soft, durable tee carries a playful, cheeky motorcycle-themed design that reads like a private joke shared among longtime riders. Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt sits comfortably on the chest so the bold, vintage-style lettering and subtle silhouette artwork stay clear and readable. Wear it on garage mornings, at casual meetups, or around the neighborhood—it's built to look lived-in and familiar from the first wear. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit let you move freely while the fabric holds its shape through washes. It’s a quietly confident piece that says: you still love the ride, even if your knees disagree.
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (solid colors) — durable with a soft hand
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Dual-print methods: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed print
- OEKO-TEX certified, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Aging: When Your Brain Says “We Ride at Dawn” Funny Graphic Tee
$24.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (solid colors) — durable with a soft hand
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Dual-print methods: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed print
- OEKO-TEX certified, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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