Funny Quote T‑Shirt — "I Can't Wait 'Til I Get Older' Was the Dumbest Shit I Ever Did Say"
S / Charcoal
$24.99
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This tee speaks like a late-night honesty session: bold type, vintage-inspired shading, and a blunt line that’s equal parts self-aware and funny. Wear it to laugh at past promises and nod with others who’ve learned a few things the hard way. The medium-weight cotton feels broken-in from the first wear and keeps its shape thanks to ribbed collar and shoulder taping. Printed with crisp DTF/DTG techniques, the design sits clean and soft on the chest so the message reads loud without feeling stiff. Machine-wash friendly and OEKO-TEX certified, it’s a straightforward, durable staple for anyone who prefers humor with a little bite.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — 180 g/m² medium-weight for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main chest graphic — crisp, soft prints
- OEKO-TEX certified; tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Funny Quote T‑Shirt — "I Can't Wait 'Til I Get Older' Was the Dumbest Shit I Ever Did Say"
$24.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — 180 g/m² medium-weight for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main chest graphic — crisp, soft prints
- OEKO-TEX certified; tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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