T‑Shirt — "No, I Don't Think Before I Speak That Would Ruin the Surprise" Funny Quote Tee
S / Charcoal
$18.99
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A soft, sturdy cotton tee that speaks with dry humor. The bold, hand-lettered slogan sits center chest in high-contrast print, making a quiet, clever statement without shouting. Wear it to low-key hangouts, study groups, or those awkward family dinners where a little sarcasm says what you’re thinking. It layers cleanly under jackets and sweatshirts and holds its shape wash after wash thanks to reinforced shoulder tape and a ribbed, no-seam collar. The subtle natural fleck option adds artisanal character, while the tear-away label keeps you itch-free during long days. Ethically produced and OEKO-TEX certified, this shirt fits into the wardrobe of someone who values honest design, comfort, and a wink of personality.
Product features
- 100% cotton body (solid colors); medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round wear
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seamless collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves and neck label, DTG on main design for crisp detail
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically made
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
T‑Shirt — "No, I Don't Think Before I Speak That Would Ruin the Surprise" Funny Quote Tee
$18.99
Product features
- 100% cotton body (solid colors); medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round wear
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seamless collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves and neck label, DTG on main design for crisp detail
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically made
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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